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Friday, March 31, 2006

 

Dilks, on healthy sex habits

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Monday, March 27, 2006

 

Dan, on a healthy lifestyle

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Sunday, March 26, 2006

 

hornethockeystar, on Microsoft Works

 

Dilks, on statistics

 

DJ, on linguistics

 

Kenneth, on drinking in Soviet Russia

 

Neha, on good priorities

 

Sam and me, on Julia Stiles

 

Me, on unfortunate names

 

Meghan, on missing the obvious

 

Stiebel, on Dilks' mom

 

Stiebel, on the downsides of Jewish sex

 

Daria, on the social scene at MIT

 

Avish, on Beyonce

 

Me, on Newtonian physics

 

Ms. Rabourn, on a rather pathetic burp

 

Manisha, on Bush

 

Grace, on college admissions

 

Manisha, on television

 

Sushil, on the pen0s

 

Sarah, on very misleading laughter

 

Fritz, on John Jay dancing

 

Stiebel, on keeping the details straight

 

Shelley, on non sequiturs

 

Aditi and me, on the M-Udit

 

Aditi, on the nose

 

Me, on quantum interference

 

Morgan, on good Christmas presents

 

Morgan, on sucking

 

Will, on lemonauts

 

Karen, on porn

 

Dan, on good bargaining

 

Paula, on conflict resolution

 

Me, on computer security

 

Roopman19, on the Xbox

 

Me, on misleading prefixes

 

Stiebel, on web design

 

Spectral Damage, on magnetic storage media

 

Me, on animal husbandry

 

Homer Simpson, on good parenting

 

Asheesh, on gender equality

 

Daria, on a balanced diet

 

Kenneth, on the pecking order at Cal Tech

 

Fritz, on reading between the lines

 

Stiebel, on math and shit

 

Stiebel, on Dilks' mom

 

Mehdi, on Asian people

 

Peter, on prefixes and word roots

 

DJ, on how to get rich quick

 

Anonymous, on finding happiness

 

Drunk person, on handling women

 

Jeremy, on trust and love

 

PIC.com, on women

 

Karen, on good career choices

 

Kelie, on unintentional advances

 

Calvin & Hobbes, on happiness

 

Jeremy, on hygeine

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Friday, March 24, 2006

 

Sushil, on making the best of a name

 

Me, on non sequitur

 

Me, on lowering the bar

 

Sushil, on grammar

 

Me, on keeping things quiet

 

Stiebel, on jealousy

 

Manisha, on da Vinci

 

Sam, on how to get through life

 

Me, on Indian people

 

Rush and me, on Jews

 

Fallout and SoaS, on poultry

 

Grace, on true crime

 

Stiebel, on unnecessary habits

 

Me, on drug abuse

 

Goodman, on how things really work

 

TR, on benefits

 

Sam, on Catholicism

 

Shneals, on the trouble with Teen Girl Squad

 

Kasumi, on having too many vibrators

 

Neha and me, on jalebi

 

Jon, on the trouble with conservatives

 

IIE-LAB-SECS Server, on good excuses

 

Me, on DJ's habits

 

Aditi, on chemistry

 

Aditi, on licking ass

 

Unknown, on drawing logical conclusions

 

Abby, on hot girls, and Sushil, on sex with me

 

Raj, on good advice

 

Jeremy, on how to get things done

 

Fritz, on college admissions

 

Fritz, on college admissions

 

Sarah, on Latin

 

Stiebel, on jumping to conclusions

 

Stiebel, on wishful thinking

 

Me, on data recovery

 

Stiebel, on jealousy

 

Avish, on well-delivered humor

 

Sushil, on charity

 

Sushil and me, on poons and prunes

 

Sushil, on dongs

 

Kenneth, on personal ads

 

Manik, on women on the road

 

Stiebel, on ass

 

Stiebel and me, on copying the movie Jackass

 

Sam, on public speaking

 

Fritz, on futile gestures

 

Ray, on God

 

Stacey, on good use of assets

 

ShortStuff7612, on Yue's mother

 

Me, on recycling

 

Me, on web design

 

Scott Roeben, on the war in Iraq

 

Scott Roeben, on sex crimes

 

Stiebel, on homework

 

Stiebel and Kenneth, on sets

 

DJ, on Indiana

 

Elysium Chaos, on Europe

 

Kenneth, on good use of time

 

Me, on Kenneth's mom

 

Johnny Depp, on good decisions

 

Kenneth, on a simpler time

 

Me, on what really matters

 

Naalti and me, on teaching class

 

Yue, on the bare necessities

 

Scott, on moving to college

 

Stiebel and me, on rhymes

 

Me, on "pimp"

 

The Sloganizer, on me

 

Stiebel and me, on cup holders

 

Stiebel, on my dick

 

Stiebel, on jumping to conclusions

 

Stiebel, on true humor

 

Stiebel, on the contrapositive

 

Shelley, on figuring out the system

 

Fritz, on affirmative action

 

Jeremy, on taxes

 

Me, on currency exchange

 

Daria, on her ideal world

 

Me, on how the world really works

 

Me, on modesty

 

Me, on noticing the obvious

 

Lauren, on blowing

 

Silk, on the Loch Ness Monster

 

Anonymous people, on sex

 

Chick3nPotato, on great comebacks

 

Pelgar, on how to get women

 

Meghan, on good priorities

 

Meghan and me, about the "tsick"

 

Sam, on handling situations well

 

Sam, on my character

 

Sam, on the stuff dreams are made of

 

Morgan and me, on anime humor and tantric sex

 

Me, on tuna

 

Fritz, on limericks

 

Oscar Wilde, on eating

 

Douglas Adams, on deadlines

 

Winston Churchill, on modesty

 

Jules Feiffer, on Jesus

 

Napoleon Bonaparte, on strategy

 

Raj, on math

 

The Sloganizer, on bad meals

 

Me, on Windows XP, and Jeremy, on incest

 

Me, on math and sex

 

DJ and me, on avoiding prison rape

 

Me, on multiculturalism

 

Raj, on good questions

 

The Sloganizer, on Your Mom

 

Tyler, on great pickup lines

 

Kenneth, on true loneliness

 

DJ and me, on blackmail

 

Rohit, on true happiness

 

Rohit, on love

 

Me, on divine punishment

 

Brian and Morgan, on Dr J

 

Oscar Wilde, on friendship

 

Mark Guido, on The Man sticking it back

 

Jeremy and me, on racial distributions

 

Ashley, on feminine hygiene

 

Unknown, on how to teach

 

Fritz, on bargain prices

 

Me, on college admissions

 

Raj, on my work habits

 

Me, on feminine hygiene

 

Jeremy, on true love

 

Dave, on good relationships

 

Ashley, on making me sexy

 

Will and Karen, on national security

 

Me, on priorities

 

Me, on secretarial duties

 

Me, on driving

 

Anonymous, on the Olympics

 

Charles Barkley, on irony

 

Karen, on showing them who's boss

 

Me, on good decisions

 

Morgan, on the finer things in life

 

Me, on wishful thinking

 

Daria, on excellent away messages

 

Morgan and me, on poetry and programming

 

Me, on beauty sleep

 

DJ, on bad habits

 

Me, on bad decisions

 

Shiv, on subliminal messaging

 

Me, on bad ideas

 

Me, on giving in easily

 

Fritz, on vigilantism

 

Nurse, on pregnancy

 

Manley, on logic

 

Kenneth, on bad questions

 

UMich students, on their university

 

Unknown, on parking

 

Prof_Stupid, on relationships

 

Stacey, on produce

 

Meghan, on sticking it to The Man

 

Goodman, on asking for trouble

 

Dao, on setting the bar high

 

The American Navy, on bravado

 

Karen, on education and prostitution

 

DJ, on self-improvement

 

Me, on American culture

 

Ashley, on footwear

 

Morgan, on conspiracies

 

DJ, on cruel and unusual punishment

 

The jenga shipwreck bot, on Eric Fritz

 

Sushil, on Prady

 

Dan, on setting the bar low

 

Ashley, on the bare necessities

 

Hector Berlioz, on a positive outlook

 

Me, on pessimism

 

Raj, on bad ideas

 

Calvin and Hobbes, on universal truth

 

rDX913, on Nazis

 

DJ, on the Quotes Page

 

DJ, on the metric system

 

Unknown, on my life

 

DJ, on sanity

 

Tom, on calculus

 

Tom, on Sir Isaac Newton

 

Goodman, on Thanksgiving

 

Bum, on international cuisine

 

Peter, on sobriety

 

Virginia Woolf, on good habits

 

Me, on Spongebob Squarepants

 

Robin Williams, on winter sports

 

Me, on self-control

 

Beth Van Dyke, on love

 

Anna Schleelein, on education

 

Tom, on bad habits

 

Tom, on side jobs

 

Kasumi, on fine dining

 

George Bernard Shaw, on food

 

Travis, on machines and cats

 

Dubya, on himself

 

Me, on goatse

 

Siegesallee, on extinction

 

Kenneth, on typoes

 

Goodman, on patriotism

 

Goodman, on laziness

 

Two anonymous people, on assmonkeys

 

Jeremy, on whores

 

Stacey, on slang and suffixes

 

Rush, on lust for me

 

Matt, on himself

 

Morgan, on Goodman

 

DJ, on terrible pranks

 

Jeremy, on trunks and tarmacs

 

DJ, on dogs

 

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