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Friday, March 24, 2006
Two anonymous people, on assmonkeys
Person1: I especially missed my ass monkey
Person2: I'm sure that whoever he is, he missed you
too.
Person1: YOU
Person1: You used to be my assmonkey
Person1: *sob* have you forgotten all the loving I've
given you?
Person2: ...riiiiight.
Person2: No, my ass will always be loyal...
Person2: (but don't tell anyone)
Person2: I'm trying to keep my closet homosexuality on the
down-low
Person2: Hence "closet"
Person2: I'm sure that whoever he is, he missed you
too.
Person1: YOU
Person1: You used to be my assmonkey
Person1: *sob* have you forgotten all the loving I've
given you?
Person2: ...riiiiight.
Person2: No, my ass will always be loyal...
Person2: (but don't tell anyone)
Person2: I'm trying to keep my closet homosexuality on the
down-low
Person2: Hence "closet"
posted by Neil # 3:47 PM 
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