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Good quotes are good times - Sushil
Friday, July 28, 2006
Will Ferrell, on being cool
"I piss excellence and crap patriotism" - Will Ferrell
Monday, July 24, 2006
Jeremy, on swimming
(23:25:04) Jeremy: hahaha omg there was this party in sacramento that was advertised this weekend
(23:25:08) Jeremy: And on the flyer
(23:25:14) Jeremy: It said "Free river and beach for swimming"
(23:25:31) Jeremy: And one of my friends went and there was this "river" that was like "DANGER RAW SEWAGE OUTPUT DO NOT SWIM!"
(23:25:42) Neil B: Hahahahaha
(23:26:11) Jeremy: Apparently they didn't mention that the "river" was in fact the cesspool from the Sacramento sewage processing center
(23:26:28) Jeremy: How fucking shady
(23:26:39) Neil B: That's really bad.
(23:26:48) Jeremy: Free sewage water
(23:26:48) Jeremy: lol
(23:25:08) Jeremy: And on the flyer
(23:25:14) Jeremy: It said "Free river and beach for swimming"
(23:25:31) Jeremy: And one of my friends went and there was this "river" that was like "DANGER RAW SEWAGE OUTPUT DO NOT SWIM!"
(23:25:42) Neil B: Hahahahaha
(23:26:11) Jeremy: Apparently they didn't mention that the "river" was in fact the cesspool from the Sacramento sewage processing center
(23:26:28) Jeremy: How fucking shady
(23:26:39) Neil B: That's really bad.
(23:26:48) Jeremy: Free sewage water
(23:26:48) Jeremy: lol
Thursday, July 13, 2006
Nan, on a girl he likes
Nan: "Why is her boyfriend so cool? I want her to have a boyfriend who abuses her!"
Wednesday, July 12, 2006
Dan, on cab drivers
[14:29] scroblog: we did come up with a good name for a vodka+mango juice
[14:30] banerfee: What's that?
[14:30] scroblog: well a vodka+orange juice is a screw driver
[14:30] scroblog: and since mango juice is more indian than orange juice
[14:30] scroblog: chris said to call it an indian driver, which is a dumb idea
[14:31] scroblog: so i suggested that since most cab drivers are stereotypically indian
[14:31] scroblog: we call it a cab driver
[14:30] banerfee: What's that?
[14:30] scroblog: well a vodka+orange juice is a screw driver
[14:30] scroblog: and since mango juice is more indian than orange juice
[14:30] scroblog: chris said to call it an indian driver, which is a dumb idea
[14:31] scroblog: so i suggested that since most cab drivers are stereotypically indian
[14:31] scroblog: we call it a cab driver
Tuesday, July 11, 2006
DJ, on handguns
[15:54] JohDHJ: Hey, I've really arrived in Texas.
[15:54] JohDHJ: That is to say...
[15:54] JohDHJ: All of my coworkers have handguns.
[15:54] JohDHJ: I shit you not.
[15:55] banerfee: Don't you have one?
[15:55] JohDHJ: ...shut up, we're not talking about me here.
[15:55] JohDHJ: We're talking about my coworkers.
[15:54] JohDHJ: That is to say...
[15:54] JohDHJ: All of my coworkers have handguns.
[15:54] JohDHJ: I shit you not.
[15:55] banerfee: Don't you have one?
[15:55] JohDHJ: ...shut up, we're not talking about me here.
[15:55] JohDHJ: We're talking about my coworkers.
Sunday, July 09, 2006
Kripa and me, on good memory
(10:49:00) Kripa: Oh I'm going through your quotes.
(10:49:10) Kripa: I like the one from Tuesday May 30.
(10:49:15) Neil B: Oh, that one.
(10:49:26) Neil B: It's a good thing I've memorized them all by post date.
(10:49:10) Kripa: I like the one from Tuesday May 30.
(10:49:15) Neil B: Oh, that one.
(10:49:26) Neil B: It's a good thing I've memorized them all by post date.
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