The Quotes Page

TAPOTTI (12:18:30 AM): what if u proved that calculus couldn't exist
TAPOTTI (12:18:34 AM): that would be a blow too
banerfee (12:18:39 AM): Hell yes!
banerfee (12:19:03 AM): "Listen, Isaac, I can see why you're so thrilled about this derivative business...hey, is that a bottle of vodka?!"
TAPOTTI (12:20:49 AM): "o btw, i just found out that calculus is basically an extension of the recipie for brownies"
banerfee (12:22:42 AM): d/dx(chocolate) + d/dy(dough) = brownie^2
TAPOTTI (12:24:20 AM): "now i'll just replace chocolate with x^2, dough with y^3, and brownie with E 5z-2, VOILA"
banerfee (12:25:03 AM): Ladies and gentlemen, we have discovered chocolate frosting!
banerfee (12:25:06 AM): *applause*
TAPOTTI (12:26:03 AM): they recently discovered that newton was a chef with multipersonality disorder
TAPOTTI (12:26:11 AM): (psychopath)
banerfee (12:26:34 AM): Basically.