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Succubus: I used to have sex with different people all the time. But if you stick to one person, it gets better and better, because they actually know what you like.
Prof_Stupid: It gets boring after a while, not better.
E: How long was your longest relationship?
Prof_Stupid: Define relationship.
E: From the time you said "let's go out" to "I think we should break up."
Prof_Stupid: Maybe two weeks. Although I don't generally "go out" with a girl, I "come in" her.