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DJ says: Damn it, if my roommates are jacking off on my computer, I think I'll have to put a password
Neil says: I'd definitely put a password on it
Neil says: Or better yet .. .!!!
Neil says: Put a jar of Vaseline near enough your computer that it would seem convenient
Neil says: ...lace it with Bengay