The Quotes Page

MudWrestlerGurl: you need to come to my house and fix my comp
banerfee: Okay.
banerfee: I need you to drive me there.
MudWrestlerGurl: lol
MudWrestlerGurl: and i didnt even have to offfer sex
banerfee: ...wait a second, the last time I went to Manisha's house, it was ostensibly to fix her computer.
banerfee: We ended up making out in her bedroom.
MudWrestlerGurl: lol
banerfee: Are you trying to make out with me?
MudWrestlerGurl: yes my life's purpose
banerfee: Just like every other teenage girl I know.
MudWrestlerGurl (8:54:23 PM): hehehehe
banerfee (8:54:26 PM): Oh, well, I'm not complaining.
banerfee (8:54:32 PM): Hot girl wants to make out with me, I'll survive somehow.
MudWrestlerGurl (8:54:38 PM): there there
MudWrestlerGurl (8:54:44 PM): we all have our problems
MudWrestlerGurl (8:54:52 PM): take my case
MudWrestlerGurl (8:54:59 PM): no hot girl EVER wants to make out with me
MudWrestlerGurl (8:55:06 PM): and if i offfer they usually run screaming
MudWrestlerGurl (8:55:09 PM): no im serious
MudWrestlerGurl (8:55:13 PM): i know its hard to believe
banerfee (8:55:22 PM): I have no idea how they can all turn you down.
banerfee (8:55:24 PM): That's ridiculous.
MudWrestlerGurl (8:55:26 PM): me either

A while later...
sush igup: so youre gonna fix computers for sex now eh?
sush igup: cause i mean, i've got some problems too..
banerfee: hahaha