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Friday, March 24, 2006
Morgan and me, on anime humor and tantric sex
banerfee (5:40:27 PM): I just heard what is possibly the single funniest DBZ-related joke ever. And yet nobody online but the person who told me about it knows DBZ.
egonomadic (5:40:35 PM): aww
egonomadic (5:40:38 PM): i actually know a bit about it.
banerfee (5:40:41 PM): I feel like I've been put in a room full of beautiful willing supermodels, but I'm impotent.
egonomadic (5:40:42 PM): surprisingly.
banerfee (5:40:43 PM): Oh.
egonomadic (5:40:51 PM): so have a go.
banerfee (5:40:51 PM): Well, how many DBZ characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
egonomadic (5:41:13 PM): it doesn't matter because they'd take 47 episodes to do it.
banerfee (5:41:18 PM): Haha!
egonomadic (5:41:22 PM): (but what's the real answer?)
banerfee (5:41:24 PM): I was going to say "1, but it takes them him 3 episodes."
banerfee (5:41:27 PM): Which is really cool.
egonomadic (5:41:31 PM): hahahaha!!
banerfee (5:41:32 PM): Because you thought of the same thing.
banerfee (5:41:34 PM): That's awesome.
egonomadic (5:41:41 PM): except mine is cooler.
egonomadic (5:41:42 PM): because
egonomadic (5:41:43 PM): i'm cooler.
banerfee (5:42:03 PM): And that's because...*drum roll*
banerfee (5:42:06 PM): You have breasts!
banerfee (5:42:08 PM): *cheering in background*
egonomadic (5:42:11 PM): AMEN!
egonomadic (5:42:18 PM): *victory stance/cheesy grin*
egonomadic (5:42:55 PM): well now I'M feeling exceptionally clever. aren't you glad you told me? now you're just in a room with four bisexual supermodels who all want you badly AND you know tantra.
egonomadic (5:42:59 PM): and have a few days to spare.
banerfee (5:43:43 PM): Hell yes.
banerfee (5:43:56 PM): So, does this mean you're going to become a supermodel and have sex with me?
egonomadic (5:45:11 PM): mm..not quite.
egonomadic (5:45:35 PM): (are we quoted yet?? because that was hellafuckin quoteworthy.)
egonomadic (5:40:35 PM): aww
egonomadic (5:40:38 PM): i actually know a bit about it.
banerfee (5:40:41 PM): I feel like I've been put in a room full of beautiful willing supermodels, but I'm impotent.
egonomadic (5:40:42 PM): surprisingly.
banerfee (5:40:43 PM): Oh.
egonomadic (5:40:51 PM): so have a go.
banerfee (5:40:51 PM): Well, how many DBZ characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
egonomadic (5:41:13 PM): it doesn't matter because they'd take 47 episodes to do it.
banerfee (5:41:18 PM): Haha!
egonomadic (5:41:22 PM): (but what's the real answer?)
banerfee (5:41:24 PM): I was going to say "1, but it takes them him 3 episodes."
banerfee (5:41:27 PM): Which is really cool.
egonomadic (5:41:31 PM): hahahaha!!
banerfee (5:41:32 PM): Because you thought of the same thing.
banerfee (5:41:34 PM): That's awesome.
egonomadic (5:41:41 PM): except mine is cooler.
egonomadic (5:41:42 PM): because
egonomadic (5:41:43 PM): i'm cooler.
banerfee (5:42:03 PM): And that's because...*drum roll*
banerfee (5:42:06 PM): You have breasts!
banerfee (5:42:08 PM): *cheering in background*
egonomadic (5:42:11 PM): AMEN!
egonomadic (5:42:18 PM): *victory stance/cheesy grin*
egonomadic (5:42:55 PM): well now I'M feeling exceptionally clever. aren't you glad you told me? now you're just in a room with four bisexual supermodels who all want you badly AND you know tantra.
egonomadic (5:42:59 PM): and have a few days to spare.
banerfee (5:43:43 PM): Hell yes.
banerfee (5:43:56 PM): So, does this mean you're going to become a supermodel and have sex with me?
egonomadic (5:45:11 PM): mm..not quite.
egonomadic (5:45:35 PM): (are we quoted yet?? because that was hellafuckin quoteworthy.)
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