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Friday, August 18, 2006
Mike, on tacos
"If you ever try to put your hot sauce on my girlfriend's taco again, I'll kill you." - Mike, after I made a late-night Taco Bell run with Katie
Monday, August 14, 2006
Katie and me, discussing scheduling
(23:53:26) Neil B: So, that's 13 credits.
(23:53:34) Neil B: Do we go to 16-17? Or stop here?
(23:54:25) Neil B: Are we going all the way, Katie? Or will you chicken out at third base?
(23:54:57) Katie: haha
(23:55:01) Katie: no neil, i think im ready
(23:55:05) Katie: take me home, neil
(23:55:26) Neil B: wait
(23:55:41) Neil B: I said "A or B" and you said "I'm ready" so I thought "Ok let's penetrate" and then you said "take me home"
(23:55:50) Neil B: Is that "take me home where I belong, impaled on your huge 16-credit courseload?"
later...
(00:04:51) Neil B: So we're shooting for 17, then?
(00:05:06) Katie: sure
(00:05:12) Neil B: Oooh, I like that in a lady
(00:05:16) Neil B: You're eager to take a big load
later...
(00:10:24) Katie: platonically, ive always wanted to jump your bones.
(00:10:31) Neil B: Really?
(00:10:37) Katie: haha not really
(00:10:40) Neil B: :( tease
(00:10:50) Katie: i just thought it would be funny to say that with 'platonically' in front of it
and finally...
(00:17:47) Katie: and yeah i took the cheme fluids class
(00:17:56) Katie: that prof is seriously good looking
(00:18:15) Katie: i loved taking those fluids
(00:18:19) Katie: it was such a good time
(00:18:20) Neil B: You would have taken his fluids?
(00:18:28) Katie: haha i did, thats how i passed!
(23:53:34) Neil B: Do we go to 16-17? Or stop here?
(23:54:25) Neil B: Are we going all the way, Katie? Or will you chicken out at third base?
(23:54:57) Katie: haha
(23:55:01) Katie: no neil, i think im ready
(23:55:05) Katie: take me home, neil
(23:55:26) Neil B: wait
(23:55:41) Neil B: I said "A or B" and you said "I'm ready" so I thought "Ok let's penetrate" and then you said "take me home"
(23:55:50) Neil B: Is that "take me home where I belong, impaled on your huge 16-credit courseload?"
later...
(00:04:51) Neil B: So we're shooting for 17, then?
(00:05:06) Katie: sure
(00:05:12) Neil B: Oooh, I like that in a lady
(00:05:16) Neil B: You're eager to take a big load
later...
(00:10:24) Katie: platonically, ive always wanted to jump your bones.
(00:10:31) Neil B: Really?
(00:10:37) Katie: haha not really
(00:10:40) Neil B: :( tease
(00:10:50) Katie: i just thought it would be funny to say that with 'platonically' in front of it
and finally...
(00:17:47) Katie: and yeah i took the cheme fluids class
(00:17:56) Katie: that prof is seriously good looking
(00:18:15) Katie: i loved taking those fluids
(00:18:19) Katie: it was such a good time
(00:18:20) Neil B: You would have taken his fluids?
(00:18:28) Katie: haha i did, thats how i passed!
Saturday, August 12, 2006
Me, on Windows Vista
(22:26:05) Mike: man.... vista is a hog
(22:26:20) Neil B: Oh yes.
(22:26:39) Neil B: Vista's that girl online whose Facebook pic shows a pretty face
(22:26:45) Neil B: Then you meet her and she has a huge ass and tree-trunk legs
(22:26:56) Neil B: And likes to eat hot wings really sloppily and snorts when she laughs.
(22:28:01) Mike: hahahaha
(22:26:20) Neil B: Oh yes.
(22:26:39) Neil B: Vista's that girl online whose Facebook pic shows a pretty face
(22:26:45) Neil B: Then you meet her and she has a huge ass and tree-trunk legs
(22:26:56) Neil B: And likes to eat hot wings really sloppily and snorts when she laughs.
(22:28:01) Mike: hahahaha
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