The Quotes Page
From the ashes of the old Quotes Page is born a new one ... younger, faster, and stronger, it will take the Internet by storm.
Good quotes are good times - Sushil
Drunk friend: "Damn all women. Give them an inch, and they'll want a diamond ring!"
Not-drunk friend: "You would know about giving girls an inch, wouldn't you?
Drunk friend: "Damn straight! I give inches everywhere!"