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skiesofamber (12:49:34 AM): oh man, neil, I was being a stalker and reading your quote page bc it's DAMN funny
skiesofamber (12:50:05 AM): anyway, I went to a ben folds concert in november, and halfway through he walks backstage and comes out with WILLIAM SHATNER
skiesofamber (12:50:23 AM): and shatner sang like eight terrible, terrible songs
skiesofamber (12:51:11 AM): I don't know if you can call it singing, it was more like a pissed off bus driver on heavy hallucigenics, yelling
skiesofamber (12:51:25 AM): but still mildly entertaining
skiesofamber (12:51:41 AM): and I was so close to the stage, I could see the sweat literally pouring down him
skiesofamber (12:51:50 AM): I almost orgasmed on the spot