The Quotes Page

Cox: I'm so tight! Feel me!

Me: But I didn't go to sleep!
Kevin: Drink some Mountain Dew ... it's like liquid sleep!

"Don't mix beer with alcohol." - Saagar

[11:25] banerfee: So, I slept in too long to be able to thaw the turkey in cold water, like I'd planned
[11:25] banerfee: Now I'm going to have to microwave-thaw it
[11:26] Adam Goodman: mmm
[11:26] banerfee: (tell me about what a /bad/ situation this is)
[11:26] Adam Goodman: ummm
[11:26] Adam Goodman: sounds like you've really fowl-ed things up
[11:26] banerfee: YES! There it is!
[11:27] Adam Goodman: lol

Me: Sometimes I wish I were bisexual ...
Kevin: So you could have sex with women, too?

Evan: "Which one of the guys is it that I catch shit in my mouth from all the time?"
Saagar: "That would be all of us, Evan."

(3:27:32 PM) Dan: like the minimalist approach to designing things is cool and shit, but when you take it to an extreme where it makes you have absolutely no functionality you can go fuck yourself

(3:21:11 AM) Neil B: Firefox is a terrible memorgy hog though
(3:21:15 AM) Paul: yeah . . .
(3:21:16 AM) Neil B: *memory
(3:21:25 AM) Neil B: Although "memorgy" sounds a lot more fun

pcblingbling (11:40:30 AM): yes while(want_iron(james)) james_man_score--;
canadasice (11:40:49 AM): :-(
canadasice (11:40:57 AM): however
canadasice (11:41:26 AM): while(want_iron(james)){
james_girl_attraction_score++;
}
pcblingbling (11:43:40 AM): error james_lifew.cpp on line 2: undefined reference to james_girl_attraction_score, possible suggestions james_girl_unattraction_score, james_blow_up_doll_attraction_score.

[15:18] Katie: if recruiters could direct their own "success at the job fair" porno, youd be the star

"If you ever try to put your hot sauce on my girlfriend's taco again, I'll kill you." - Mike, after I made a late-night Taco Bell run with Katie

(23:53:26) Neil B: So, that's 13 credits.
(23:53:34) Neil B: Do we go to 16-17? Or stop here?
(23:54:25) Neil B: Are we going all the way, Katie? Or will you chicken out at third base?
(23:54:57) Katie: haha
(23:55:01) Katie: no neil, i think im ready
(23:55:05) Katie: take me home, neil
(23:55:26) Neil B: wait
(23:55:41) Neil B: I said "A or B" and you said "I'm ready" so I thought "Ok let's penetrate" and then you said "take me home"
(23:55:50) Neil B: Is that "take me home where I belong, impaled on your huge 16-credit courseload?"

later...

(00:04:51) Neil B: So we're shooting for 17, then?
(00:05:06) Katie: sure
(00:05:12) Neil B: Oooh, I like that in a lady
(00:05:16) Neil B: You're eager to take a big load

later...

(00:10:24) Katie: platonically, ive always wanted to jump your bones.
(00:10:31) Neil B: Really?
(00:10:37) Katie: haha not really
(00:10:40) Neil B: :( tease
(00:10:50) Katie: i just thought it would be funny to say that with 'platonically' in front of it

and finally...

(00:17:47) Katie: and yeah i took the cheme fluids class
(00:17:56) Katie: that prof is seriously good looking
(00:18:15) Katie: i loved taking those fluids
(00:18:19) Katie: it was such a good time
(00:18:20) Neil B: You would have taken his fluids?
(00:18:28) Katie: haha i did, thats how i passed!

(22:26:05) Mike: man.... vista is a hog
(22:26:20) Neil B: Oh yes.
(22:26:39) Neil B: Vista's that girl online whose Facebook pic shows a pretty face
(22:26:45) Neil B: Then you meet her and she has a huge ass and tree-trunk legs
(22:26:56) Neil B: And likes to eat hot wings really sloppily and snorts when she laughs.
(22:28:01) Mike: hahahaha

"I piss excellence and crap patriotism" - Will Ferrell

(23:25:04) Jeremy: hahaha omg there was this party in sacramento that was advertised this weekend
(23:25:08) Jeremy: And on the flyer
(23:25:14) Jeremy: It said "Free river and beach for swimming"
(23:25:31) Jeremy: And one of my friends went and there was this "river" that was like "DANGER RAW SEWAGE OUTPUT DO NOT SWIM!"
(23:25:42) Neil B: Hahahahaha
(23:26:11) Jeremy: Apparently they didn't mention that the "river" was in fact the cesspool from the Sacramento sewage processing center
(23:26:28) Jeremy: How fucking shady
(23:26:39) Neil B: That's really bad.
(23:26:48) Jeremy: Free sewage water
(23:26:48) Jeremy: lol