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Wednesday, April 05, 2006
DJ, on handling drunks
JohDHJ (11:55:16 PM): You know.. if you want to get rid of the random drunk girls in your room
JohDHJ (11:55:57 PM): You could say, "hey, before you guys can stay the night, I'm legally required to tell you that I'm a registered sex offender. I have this compulsion where I stay up masturbating while staring at girls while they sleep"
JohDHJ (11:55:57 PM): You could say, "hey, before you guys can stay the night, I'm legally required to tell you that I'm a registered sex offender. I have this compulsion where I stay up masturbating while staring at girls while they sleep"
posted by Neil # 5:35 PM 
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