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JohDHJ (11:55:16 PM): You know.. if you want to get rid of the random drunk girls in your room
JohDHJ (11:55:57 PM): You could say, "hey, before you guys can stay the night, I'm legally required to tell you that I'm a registered sex offender. I have this compulsion where I stay up masturbating while staring at girls while they sleep"