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(01:55:19) Dan: i saw a porn once where the guy is like im here to fix your toilet show me where it is
(01:55:29) Dan: then the camera cuts out and theyre in the bedroom and he's getting head
(01:55:34) Dan: i was confused
(01:55:40) Neil B: lol nice
(01:55:53) Dan: the whole plumber thing seemed unnecessary
(01:56:16) Dan: or at least they could have done a "Maybe i'll just inspect your plumbing baby!"
(01:56:24) Dan: i mean a one sentence transition and you got it
(01:56:38) Neil B: Yeah.
(01:56:41) Neil B: Should be a law- one semester of college English required to write a porn
(01:57:20) Dan: i think they should incorporate new professions really
(01:57:33) Neil B: Name one.
(01:57:37) Neil B: They've done them all.
(01:57:44) Dan: umm
(01:57:54) Dan: chief justice of the supreme court
(01:59:06) Dan: they they could do stuff like "My cock is unconstitutional, oh yeah you like that baby im going to hit your vagina like a poorly written law that violates the 15th amendment!"
(01:59:33) Dan: i say thats way cooler than "fuck my cock with your pussy"